Subject: Unfaithfull Wife!!!
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>>A woman takes a lover during the day
>>while her husband is at work.
>>Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them
>>and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
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>>The woman's husband also comes home.
>>She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that
>>the little boy is in there already.
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>>The little boy says, "Dark in here."
>>The man says, "Yes, it is."
>>Boy - "I have a baseball."
>>Man - "That's nice."
>>Boy - "Want to buy it?"
>>Man - "No, thanks."
>>Boy - "My dad's outside."
>>Man - "OK, how much?"
>>Boy - "$250"
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>>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
>>boy and the lover are in the closet together.
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>>Boy - "Dark in here."
>>Man - "Yes, it is."
>>Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
>>The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
>>"How much?"
>>Boy - "$750"
>>Man - "Fine."
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>>A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
>>your glove, let's go outside and let's have a game of
>>catch."
>>The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
>>glove."
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>>The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>>Boy -"$1,000"
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>>The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
>>friends like that... that is way more than those two
>>things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make
>>you confess."
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>>They go to the church and the father makes the little
>>boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the
>>door.
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>>The boy says, "Dark in here."
>>The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".
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Opinion about world's food shortage
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>>A world survey recently conducted by the UN posed the following
>>question:
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>>"Could you please give us your opinion about the food shortage in
>>the rest
>>of the world?"
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>>This survey was a huge failure because:
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>> In Africa no one knows what "food" is.
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>> In Western Europe no one knows what "shortage" is.
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>> In Eastern Europe no one knows what "opinion" is.
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>> In South America no one knows what "please" means.
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>> In the US no one knows what "rest of the world" means
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dEUS
02.05.2003, 01:44
epi tis efkerias ena anekdoto-logopegnio gia ton planet man
"Mr bush has problem with his brain...
In right side there's nothing left and in left side there's nothing right"
Men&Women at ATM(mhxanes analhpshs xrhmatwn stis trapezes!)
Man at the ATM
1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take Money
6) Drive away
Woman at the ATM
1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.
7) Insert card
8) Hit Cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run back to ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back to car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for 1/2 mile
24) Release hand brake
25) Drive on
Four chinese, Chu, Bu, Fu and Su decided to emigrate to the US.
In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names
to American standards.
Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck.
Fu and his sister Su decided to stay in China.
!
Mickey goes to Minnie and says:
Minnie... We have to break up.
What??????? Are you fucking crazy?
No... I'm fucking Daisy
...ZOOULA mou, ennoeitai oti den to eipa gia sena, alloimono!!!!