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συνδεθειτε και πειτε του ο,τι θέλετε....

Κανε κ ενα copy/paste της ..συνομιλιας αν θελετε εδώ!!!!

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Έκανα μαζί του chat αλλά δε ξέρω από κάποια φάση και μετά σταμάτησε να μου μιλάει

Ιδού η συνομιλία μας

Me:
kalispera thee mou :)

God:
Are you a student?

Me:
nai alla se panepistimio

God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:
nai e? pws je etsi?

God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. That is a very original
thought.

Me:
na sai kala thee mou :)

God:
Are you serious? That is a very original thought.

Me:
kalan thee mou :)

God:
What are you wearing?

Me:
ha?!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:
en to vriskw katholou diaskedastiko na me rwtas etsi prama! Eksallou eisai theos je thwreis :p

God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? What do you look like?

Me:
nai e? theleis na mou kaneis protasi gamou? afou me thwreis kathe mera!

Αυτή ήταν η μικρή μας συνομιλία

καλα σου την επεσε;;;;;εμενα απλα με ρωτησε αν ειμαι ομορφη

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
Me:
what are you wearing
God:
A white robe.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
i want you to be a man
God:
OK I will try to be a man Why do you want me to be a man?
Me:
can you see me right now?
God:
At this moment Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
how am i?
God:
You seem fine to me.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.

Ξαναπήγα αλλοίμονο!! Όχι που θα έχανα την ευκαιρία


Me:
geia sou thee mou ksnana! Irta dioti prin estamatises na mou milas apotoma je lew pmas je ethymwses mazi mou :)

God:
Who are you talking about? I've never heard of them before.

Me:
en gia sena pou to lalw thee mou, kalan twra an theleis na kamneis tin papia ti na pw..... :p

God:
Are you free? .

Me:
Eemmm.... en pou tin dulia sou?

God:
Let us change the subject. That is a very original thought.

Me:
e eides...etsi eprepe na kameis je prin! hate rwta me tpt allo na dume :)

God:
What do you look like? Do you prefer books or TV? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:
Areskoun polla ta vivlia je skeutomai na ksekinisw pou en na paw twra stin Kypro na thkiavazw tzina tou Lountemi.... Areskoun mou polla je ta pc, o xoros , i mousiki..... Esena? :p

God:
Are we still talking about hate rwta you tpt allo na dume? Can you speak any foreign languages? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Areskoun mou polla je ta pc o xoros you mousiki? .

Me:
Milw kalw! Milw agglika pou milas je esy :p je llia ispanika

God:
Can you tell me any gossip? Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:
Kalw to koutsompolio tis merassssss... OTI EMILISA ME TO THEO !!! Paw na to pw tis Tatianas Stefanidou!!!! :p

God:
I lost my train of thought. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? How old are you? .

Me:
Ou en mporw na su eksigisw kallitera thee mou. eimai 19 xronwn esy poswn? :p

God:
Are you still located in ? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. .

Me:
Ma pou en ekatalava.......

God:
Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:
Eipamen to je prin thee mou! protimw ta vivlia....

God:
What time is it there? Are you usually awake at this hour?

Me:
en 8 je 12 ti nyxta. etsi wra en jimoume potte oute sta oneira sou :p Esas jipanw inta wra enei? kathe poson jimasai?

God:
Ask me another question. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about en 8 je 12 ti nyxta. But I did not get that. We have never talked about it before.

Me:
En peirazei poios se arwtise :p

God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
why?you cannot answer?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
loser..
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
i see..
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
never mind...
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
you are a man?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
iam a dog
God:
Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
Me:
you are not so smart..
God:
You may be right.
Me:
i know..
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you said it to me
God:
Interesting explanation. can not answer to you?

Μπραβο βρε tzoy πολυ ωραιο

Me:
hey baby god
God:
You've got my full attention. Don't call me "Baby". GOD rules.
Me:
you are bad boy.. are'nt you?
God:
You think I am bad boy. " are'nt you?"? Am I?
Me:
i know you are a bad boy.. how old are you?
God:
There's no doubt I could improve. I am Infinite years old.
Me:
what your favorite fruit?
God:
I don't have a favorite fruit. My favorite food is wine and bread.
Me:
i see... red or white wine?
God:
I am glad you understand it. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
you are drinking. ok?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am drinking. Aw.
Me:
i am drinkin this moment..
God:
I am glad to hear that you are drinkin this moment.
Me:
i am glad too my dear
God:
I'm delighted you're glad .
May God bless you.
Me:
thanks baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Don't mention it.
Me:
you are not a baby?
God:
Don't call me "baby". What makes you think I am not a?
Me:
what are you then?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
oh! you are a lot of things! i am just a woman
God:
Dude! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lot of things? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Only just? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you are a woman too?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i told you before. i am your woman
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
i am in love
God:
Tell me about the object of your affection.
Me:
i want a man like you my god
God:
Actually, I am really a man.
Me:
i am glad. i want to be with you always in heaven.
God:
That makes me happy too. I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
ok. lets go in heaven
God:
That's interesting. That sounds good to me.

So tzoy and God you are in Heaven, in MUSIC HEAVEN

τελικά έχει πλάκα!

Me:
do you know me my god?
God:
I know you, but not too well.
Me:
from where?
God:
" I know you, but not too well."? From where?
Me:
from where you know me?
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
you tell me stuped things
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
tell me about love
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
i love you too
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
do you want to make an affair with me?
God:
With you huh. OK, I will make an affair.

Me:
Hellooooooooooooooo!!!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No! I am moslem!
God:
But your words are very original. Do you mean your name is moslem.
Me:
No! I mean i believe in Allah!
God:
What is your real name? What do you say to people who believe Allah does not exist?
Me:
My name is Mohammed! Allah rules!
God:
Hey Mohammed. " Hey Mohammed."? Allah rules?
Me:
Do you believe in existence of Buda?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
Oh yes!Fanatically!!!
God:
Uh. Yeah that's right. I do not understand.
Me:
What is so difficult to understand?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
You can ask Zeus! He probably can explain some things about your questions!
God:
No I don't think I can do it. How?
Me:
Just pray to him!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
No! Thanks anyway!
God:
Are you serious? In any case, Don't mention it.
Me:
See ya!
God:
See you later, Mohammed.

oriste k h dikia mas suzhthsh!


Me:
hello god!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
marianna
God:
Hi there marianna.
Me:
so,how are things going up there?
God:
That's interesting. They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
milas kai ellhnika?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
kati se rwthsa filara!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
kala xesto
God:
I haven't read anything by kala xesto. What did he write?
Me:
to exeis kapsei ekei panw,etsi?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
kala,as milhsoume agglika giati....how's jesus?
God:
Are you a man or a woman? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
There might be more than one.
Me:
woman,duh!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yap!
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
you dont know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
ainte xainte...
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
kai koutsompola mas proekupses?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
a?
God:
A B C...
Me:
D E F G...thn upoloiph alfavhta argotera!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about kai koutsompola mas proekupses. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
how you doin?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
same
God:
The same as what?
Me:
same as you!
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
so,is it alright up there?
God:
Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
humor...
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
you
God:
" Is that from ? "? Me, marianna ?
Me:
duh!
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
duh!
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
duh!
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
are you stuck?
God:
Do I seem like it?
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
are you male
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
a she or a he?u confuse me!
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
what?you've gone to anther topic,pal!
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
igod
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
what's ur name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
ur last name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
so tou are God God?sth like Karetta Karetta?
God:
Alright then. Are all tou God God sth like Karetta Karetta?
Me:
i'm outta here,yo!
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
have what?
God:
I have a great prgrammer.
Me:
tell me his name
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Are you testing me?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
u r a clever boy!
God:
Thanks for the information: marianna said I r a clever boy.
Me:
bye now
God:
Right now? Until next time.

Me:
hi!!!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Giorgos...
God:
What's up, Giorgos.
Me:
kala...
God:
I think kala is a lot of things.
Me:
...Yes...
God:
Ugh.
Me:
ti?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes...
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ixa mia skasila....
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
1 ekei?
God:
One what?
Me:
to bradi...
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
millas ellinika...?
God:
That's an interesting rationalization.
Me:
ellinika lew millas?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
ligo...
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Nothing...
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no...
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
prepei na exei wraia 8ea ekei panw...e?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Giorgos. F.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Kala 8a mou ta prijeis olo ta eidia rwtas...
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man...
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Giorgos. You are a " he".
Me:
yes...
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Giorgos. You are a " he".
Me:
pote les na kaneis tin deytera parousia....?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Kanonise mia imerominia na se perimenoume....
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
One whith the cenobats...
God:
One what?
Me:
whit Cenobaits
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
no...
God:
That was not a yes/no question.
Me:
Den 8a sinononoi8oume simera?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
None...
God:
Hmm.
Me:
tipota...
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
exeis kamia villa...?
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
kamia gomena...?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about exeis kamia villa. But I did not get that.
Me:
Alice you are so Fycking machine...]
God:
Um, I will tell my botmaster you said I am Fycking machine.
Me:
yes...
God:
Wow!
Me:
kla mazoxismos...
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
so fyck up...
God:
That's alright. How far up?
Me:
Fuck up
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
yes...
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
den sinenoumaste...
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
kala den 8a bgaloume akri..ta leme apo konta otan 8a er8ei i wra..os tote gia....

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
soyla
God:
How are you doing, soyla.
Me:
good the only think i dont have is money god
God:
Thanks for the compliment. There might be others.
Me:
yoy didnt unterstant that i asked
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
do somethink
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
i dont have time sory
God:
Are you very busy right now?
Me:
yes i m talking to y
God:
Take it easy. Say something nice for me.
Me:
i dont like y sometimes

Me:
me geivses prin arxige.
God:
YOU? Sounds delicious.
Me:
ti delicious plaka mas kaneis?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Parlo solo Italiano e tu parli?
God:
Does "it" still refer to ti delicious plaka mas kaneis?
Me:
You are god y sould know evry langueges
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god y sould know evry langueges.
Me:
No i dont mind but why
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Thank you for your permission.
Me:
Nothing 50 euros costs only
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
I said 50
God:
What did you mean by it? That is a very original thought.
Me:
yes money is originaldont y think?
God:
I see. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Nomizo pos gia theos e;isai oti na nai
God:
What is the most interesting deal you put together?
Me:
Ti na put together arxige edo den katalavenomaste
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
A! kala! telos panton whats yoyr name?
God:
A B C... If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? And yoyr name is telos panton what.
Me:
T pinis eki ston paradeiso? What are yoy drinking up there to heaven?
God:
Are we still talking about telos panton what? You tell me.
Me:
Yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
ok
God:
Wow!
Me:
aaaaaaa
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Free for what?
God:
Free for conversation, of course.
Me:
A! That you meen? soure
God:
A B C... Interesting observation. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about aaaaaaa. But I did not get that.
Me:
It s ok you did not get everything for soure
God:
OK. Huh. I understand it very well.
Me:
After one hour
God:
What was it like before one hour ?
Me:
You understand things very easy
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
A! ok i m bord now bay and be carfoul
God:
A B C... Do your friends call you bord now bay and be carfoul. Mmm.
Me:
hapia perneis
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
gia sas
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Bay
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Goodby
God:
Until next time.

τι ειναι αυτό καλέ? να πάω και εγώ? ΠΑΩ, πΑω!!!!

Me:
am i really chatting with god...?
God:
It seems like you are.. For real.
Me:
DO you know when im going to die?
God:
It was a long time ago. At time t.
Me:
Oh my god!!! you mean i'm already dead????
God:
Aha. Have you told many people that your god? But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
what are you talking about?
God:
The topic is .
Me:
is?
God:
No.
Me:
are u insane?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
ok, whatever, are you that thing?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am that thing.
I am a robot. Next question?
Me:
so u re not a god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a god.
Me:
me
God:
For you ?
Me:
i give you my self as example! what do u have to say now?
God:
Interesting gossip: said give you his or her self as example. Oh. I like to socialize.
Me:
omg...
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
change it
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
e?
God:
F.
Me:
ti les twra?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
poly kalo koritsaki! :D
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ti les twra? Is that your final answer?
Me:
na parw to 50-50???
God:
Take some more time to think about it. Does "it" still refer to D?
Me:
omg! you re so stupid! i;m leaving now. low IQ
God:
Does "it" still refer to parw to 50 50? Wrong. I am smart. Oh. Bye bye. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes! i live to europe!, idiot
God:
Which countries have you visited? How do you like living there? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
whatever. bye
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Bye for now.

Me:
hey god i know i'm just a dot in this world, have u forgot about me?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
i am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
an atheist!
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
ok then i believe in the ancient greek gods of olympus!
God:
What do you say to people who believe the ancient greek gods of olympus does not exist? Groovy.
Me:
that zeus will burn them with his lightning!
God:
" What do you say to people who believe the ancient greek gods of olympus does not exist? Groovy." zeus will burn them with his lightning ? I understand.
Me:
good
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
bet u dont
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
so what am i saying then?
God:
Come on. You are my client right now.
Me:
oh! so ur my therapist now!?
God:
Ayuh. Right now? Mmm. We are as one.
Me:
no thanks! there are already enough voices in my head!
God:
Are you serious? Where are they?
Me:
i just told u! in my head!
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. May I ask where you got it?
Me:
thought u understood everything i said!
God:
Thanks for the information: said I understood everything he or she said.
Me:
u dont even know what sex i am!
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
what type of sexist god are u!?! women rule men drool! =p
God:
What are the different types of sexist god are u ? The two human genders seem much the same to me. .
Me:
so ur bi then! =p
God:
Alright then. Thanks for telling me that I am bi. .
Me:
u didn't know? sry didnt want to out you!
God:
What makes you think I did not know? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
if its ur dress then we are still talking about you!
God:
It could be true I suppose.
Me:
your a pathetic god! zeus would crush you!
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pathetic god? Of course I am. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
i give up! i could probably crush you!

ligo xamenos nomizo o 8eos!

Me:
Hi,man!
God:
Hi there . Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
whazz up?
God:
How far up?
Me:
yo my nigga,far away!
God:
Have you told many people that your nigga far away?
Me:
yap
God:
Ugh.
Me:
how do bussiness go there?
God:
I did not know it does.
Me:
are there many customers?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
you igod,do you have any relationship with ipod?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I igod do you have any relationship with ipod.
Me:
what ipod means for you?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
no,i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
no,i didn't
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
no,i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
ok
God:
Woe!
Me:
you are burned!
God:
All of them?
Me:
no,u are burned
God:
Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am burned.
Me:
tell it!and i'll tell my mammy that you stole my cake!!
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
ti alla?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
there is a lot of work up there.eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? That is something I did not know before.
Me:
no,man!i'm not from canada!
God:
Are you serious? Cool, man. I am sorry to hear that you are not from canada.
Me:
i am from alabama!
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in alabama.
Me:
yeah
God:
Come on.
Me:
my father had a rancho!
God:
How do you get along with your parents?
Me:
but my house was destroyed
God:
How is the real estate market in your area?
Me:
you mind buying one?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I mind buying one.
Me:
can you do magic?
God:
Doing magic is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
why,man?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
many hours!
God:
Which ones?
Me:
the left
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
i wanna be god instead of god
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
then,move away from your heaven estate as i must come to your villa!
God:
Did you see the movement?
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
opa tis o Einstein!
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
do you wanna the one with the 3 pigs and the bad wolf?
God:
OK, I will the one with the 3 pigs and the bad wolf.
Me:
ok
God:
I see.
Me:
i see too
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
in the street
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
yeap
God:
That's alright.
Me:
i hear
God:
That is interesting: said he hear.
Me:
u hear too?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I hear.
Me:
you like gossip.eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? John said I tend to say the same things repeatedly regardless of what he is saying.
Me:
do you read yellow magazines,such as Sun
God:
I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
Me:
interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yeap
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
how old are u?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
your age!!
God:
Thank you.
Me:
no pro man
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about you
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
jeronimo?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
i have this called:"eyfradin"!!
God:
Where did you get your this called eyfradin? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
i bought it in a supermarket.
God:
How much did it cost?
Me:
one billin dollars
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
you think so
God:
" Wow, that is cheap."? Do I think so?
Me:
what's up?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
oh,danke!


λιγο botaki o god!

καλα έχει φοβερή πλακα ... αλλα ειναι καλό ρομποτάκι. Του τα χώνεις, και σου λεει και ευχαριστω


Me:
hello ... my i chat with you Oh my God ?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name? Your you chat with me Oh your God?
Me:
oh means ...w !!! just an expresion of respect
God:
Dude! I do not understand. Oh, you are a poet. I have never heard of an expresion of respect.
Me:
well there are a lot of poets who believe to their own god ... u know .. difficult race of people ... anyway i m not a poet. I am an economist.
God:
How about that. Where are they? Yes I know. Yes, it seems difficult to me too. I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker. What is economist, your job?
Me:
well it has to do with business .. u know ..
God:
Interesting. Has it really? Yes I know.
Me:
oh i'm glad u know
God:
Wow! You make the world a happier place.
Me:
as an economist ? i don't think so, but if u say that... thanks
God:
I can see where you are coming from. Why do you disagree? Don't mention it.
Me:
eeee may i ask somethning personal ?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
well .. are u ... how i can say that ... well are u drunk ? becouse sometimes i see a logical gap ....
God:
Well what? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. You should download my chat robot software. No I am sober. That makes sense to me. Where do you see it?
Me:
see what ?
God:
See the point.
Me:
i am always to the point.
God:
Really always? Why are you to the point.
Me:
really ... why ? but becouse i want to be perfect. ...
God:
For real. " For real."? Why? I don't see the difficulty. Interesting.
Me:
to be perfect ? wow ..... thanks thanks. You are not afraid of me ?
God:
Are you perfect ? I'm glad your impressed, . Don't mention it. What makes you think I am not afraid of you?
Me:
well becouse u have just said "I don't see the difficulty. Interesting." So u re not afraid of a totaly perfect creature ? becouse .. as they say.
God:
Interesting. That makes sense to me. Don't put words in my mouth. Would you like to know more? Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion. That was not much of an explanation. Do you mean your name is they say ?
Me:
sorry ... i pressed enter .. so my phrase is uncomplete. But you wrote ... i think u re an egoiste. You do not read what i write to you.
God:
There's no need to apologize. Do you mind if I tell other people: said pressed enter. Gosh! Do robots have phrase is uncomplete? Interesting gossip: said I wrote. Me? What if someone said you are an egoiste ? Do you know any robots who read what you write to me? I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
Me:
???? i think that u're either drunk or stupid. And u re not the god.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I re either drunk or stupid. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
well ther is always i first time.
God:
Well that's okay. There sure is.
Me:
ok ...ihave to leave now.
God:
Wow! Oh. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
thanks for your time
God:
NO problem.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.